The Magnetic Fields - Andrew in drag

A pity she does not exist 
A shame he's not a fag 
The only girl I ever loved was 
Andrew in drag 

There is no hope of love for me 
From here on I'm a stag 
The only girl I'll ever love is 
Andrew in drag 

Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Yeah 

I don't know why I even went 
It's really not my bag 
Just thought it might be funny to see 
Andrew in drag 

The moment he walked on the stage 
My tail began to wag 
Wag like a little wiener dog for 
Andrew in drag 

Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Yeah 

I've always been a ladies' man 
And I don't have to brag 
But I become a momma's boy for 
Andrew in drag 

I'd sign away my trust fund 
I would even sell the Jag 
If I could spend my misspent youth with 
Andrew in drag 

Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Andrew in drag 
Yeah 

So stick him in a dress and 
He's the only boy I'd shag 
The only boy I'd anything is 
Andrew in drag 

I'll never see that girl again 
He did it as a gag 
I'll pine away forevermore for 
Andrew in drag